Chi-Town 36

Up on the 36th floor, there are damsels in 'dis dress' all over the place, just crawling with them.  I happened on these two damsels sunning under the lamplight and they said they needed to be guided to the nearest shopping center.  Soon.  Or else trouble.  So we manned the elevator down to Michigan Avenue where cupcakes come out of ATM machines and the make-up they sell is so fresh you can watch it grow as you apply it.  The hero of the scene (behind the scenes) might have felt like moseying on to a brew pub just to make sure the taps work.